OK, I’m disappearing again.

In an effort to be more intentional with the way I spend my limited time on this earth, and hopefully to be a happier, fuller human, I’m deleting Tumblr again.

(Not my account, just the app from my phone.)

I need to be bored. I need to be invested in things like my literal child for whom I am responsible. I need to grow more connected with the world and the people around me, and things like Tumblr aren’t helping with that.

The internet and all the wicked cool shit you can find on it should be more like a tool. I should whip out my phone only when it can amplify the value in my life, not distract me from it.

I’ve been getting better about this, but Tumblr has been the final big suck. I love all the hilarious stuff I see, and I feel slightly more informed, but I don’t need a mindless flood of content to get those benefits.

Anyway, long story short, bye. It’s been good, and maybe I’ll be back again some day, but for now it’s adios.

boyofzoot:

boyofzoot:

when i tell people how i got good with drawing, i get the same reaction that saitama gets when he told genos how he got super powerful. when I first started drawing i couldn’t draw for shit. i traced printed dragon ball z posters everyday until one day…i realized i wasn’t tracing anymore, i was doing it from memory.

spitblaze:

When something that shouldnt have gluten to begin with says its ‘gluten free’

eternalsalsa:

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kittentoys:

sirartwork:

so my thanksgiving was great, but the whole day my subconscious kept interrupting everything to mix together black twitter and tumblr memes into this:

I don’t know where the gesture came from.  It was something akin to pantomiming yourself grabbing your own dick, then leaning back and yanking it like you were bearing down on a stickshift.  I think the shitty plié was optional.  

Not that it mattered, because this “trend” doesn’t exist, nor should it. 

I was just very half-assedly remembering this:

shinzo-abe-official:

verycooltrash:

momo-de-avis:

ajanigoldmane:

gayreinhardt:

putmeunderyourspell:

gayreinhardt:

You’re kidding, right? “Horny people are not protected under the constitution”.

1. How in fuck’s name do you think you’re existing right now, killing people’s brain cells with every unsensible post you make?

2. From what i’m understanding, Abraham Lincoln, a mostly honorable president, had no rights? People who use their power for good, and have blood children, are straight up shit? You need to rethink your life there, buddy boy.

mate,

Abraham Lincoln, the most notoriously horny president

Horny abe

isn’t that the prime minister of japan

The only thing I’m horny for is my country.

fledgling-witch:

shkedia:

h3lena-o:

nentuaby:

thedarkaquarian:

fledgling-witch:

the-macra:

local-shop:

fledgling-witch:

• The Magic School Bus can time travel

• When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”

• However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before

• Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious

• Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
  

• Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth

• Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes

• A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
  

• Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold
  

Holy shit???????

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.

Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.

dope

LIZ IS TRANS TOO BC SHE HAS HORNS AND FEMALE JACKSONS CHAMELEONS DONT HAVE HORNS

elfwreck:

toastpiercer:

peteseeger:

communitygardens:

xenosagaepisodeone:

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

@spock-and-uhuras-jam-band literally lmao

She Divorced Me Because I Left Dishes by the Sink

I remember my wife often saying how exhausting it was for her to have to tell me what to do all the time. It’s why the sexiest thing a man can say to his partner is “I got this,” and then take care of whatever needs taken care of.

I always reasoned: “If you just tell me what you want me to do, I’ll gladly do it.”

But she didn’t want to be my mother. She wanted to be my partner, and she wanted me to apply all of my intelligence and learning capabilities to the logistics of managing our lives and household.

She wanted me to figure out all of the things that need done, and devise my own method of task management.

I wish I could remember what seemed so unreasonable to me about that at the time.

It’s not just about equal division of labor. It’s also about, “this thing is important to her. If he ignores it, he’s saying that what she wants is irrelevant to him.”

And that’s a guy saying, “I’m only spending time with you because it’s pleasant for me.” He’s already decided what’s “really” important, and her input is not welcome.

If he won’t do the dishes and laundry, he’s looking for fun, not a partnership. And his “leftist” ideals will be the same–something he studies because it’s interesting to him; a form of activism that he thinks will bring him a better life. If he can’t do household tasks that matter to a person he loves, he sure as hell can’t support policies that help people whose struggles he doesn’t even acknowledge are real.

meanmulatto:

karpad:

meanmulatto:

meanmulatto:

and once again as i always say:

donald trump way too fuckin rich to be lookin tore up as he is

every rich person who does not use their money to flex is a dumb motherfucker and i hate them. why the hell you got money n u not lookin good w it? dumbass

here’s the thing: he thinks he is flexin. He’s utterly without aesthetic knowledge or the wisdom to recognize value, so if you just tell him something is expensive, he instantly thinks it’s good and he’s better than you for having it. So he does stupid shit like buy expensive italian suits without getting them taken in, or getting fake tans and hair plugs without thinking about how they look because they cost him a lot, so it must look good. So he looks like an unusually large toddler in his sunday suit from the husky boys section of Men’s Warehouse who got into mommy’s makeup kit, and it cost him 10 large to look like that.

Oh thats scarier to think than that hes not trying. Dont say that

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beetledrink:

are you REALLY a tumblr user if you don’t see a post on your dash filled with misinformation presented in a hostile manner like youre the idiot for not knowing these 100% bullshit lies at least once a day and have to physically restrain yourself from starting shit with the OP