oh, dieting doesn't work, blah blah
how did I lose 20 lbs. then, huh? I sure as hell didn’t exercise!
Why can I log in on my Ipod but not on my computer??
Fucking moron assholes at MSU Model Hall:
learn how to fucking park. If you would just take a quick look around, you would realize that the RED FUCKING POLES are guides for where to park, not the god forsaken light pole.
My daydreams now consist almost entirely of Toribash…
You better be planning something really fucking sweet for my $400 dollars, Mr. Obama.
Pound it for an awesome art joke!– Dylan