March 2012
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“Be true to yourself; believe in yourself; listen to yourself because you are the...”
– Janie Bryant - costume designer for Mad Men (via danaealexandra)
A list of things that do not offend people
yiffmyass:
nyeeeeaaaah:
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why are all the dots black you fucking racist
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If A Stranger Told You He Was Jesus →
memewhore:
“If a stranger told you he was Jesus would you trust in Jesus or would you want evidence? That question is not a facaetious as it might appear because it goes right to the heart of ‘faith’ and what the Bible, and theologists are expecting us to believe. Of course, the answer would be no, you wouldn’t believe a stranger just because he said he was Jesus, or the Messiah, or any...
"Euphemisms" by my buds Ryan & Chase
jimmy-is-nerd:
akajena:
(I bolded my personal favorites)
hang’n’bang
pounce’n’bounce
hide’n’hump
ram’n’scram
cum’n’gone
blow’n’go
rail’n’bail
hit’n’split
hump’n’jump
wreck’n’trek
sex it’n’exit
pump’n’dump
gyrate’n’migrate
maul ass’n’haul ass
inseminate’n’emigrate
copulate’n’evacuate
rape’n’escape
ball’n’never call
squirt’n’desert
shoot it’n’boot it
jerk’n’shirk
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“Censorship is telling a man he can’t have a steak just because a baby can’t chew...”
– Unknown (via sirmitchell)
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“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via sirmitchell)
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Watchandtheclownscometh:
acentin:
parchife:
yusufsprostate:
bananaskristov:
loli-caust:
spiswatchingyou:
tumblino:
I CAN”T STOP LAUGHING
HOLFSUGH PMOTEHR OF HDG I’M CRYING
what is going on
It’s her jam yo.
ok
u ok
steAMROLLING CHILDREN
now THIS, I could masturbate to
Snape: People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...up to something.
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